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Monday, January 10, 2005

Take The Day Off...You Deserve It.

Inasmuch as we southern Californians are lining up to buy ark-building kits after about 10 days of steady rain, I thought anyone who didn't want to brave the freeways and wanted out of work today but didn't have a legitimate excuse could use any of these. They are supposedly true examples (hat tip to MSNBC): I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died.
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