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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

There Goes the "Hair Club For Men" Franchise Opportunity

"Dear Leader" or is it "Maximum Leader", I forget, Kim Jong Il of North Korea has isolated the source of the economic and social problems his workers' paradise has been experiencing lately. Men are wearing their hair too long, which is "hampering brain activity by taking oxygen away from nerves in the head." Consequently, hair must now not be longer than 2 inches (with some notable exceptions). Women are exempt from this edict. Go figure.

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